Keep your Head

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small, And the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all.
Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall. If you go chasing rabbits and you know you’re going to fall, Tell ’em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call. Call Alice, when she was just small. When men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go, and you’ve just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving slow, Go ask Alice because I think she’ll know.

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead, and the White Knight is talking backwards, and the Red Queen’s “off with her head!” Remember what the dormouse said; “KEEP YOUR HEAD”

So keep your head.


Big Plans

They say it’s the Bride’s day when you get married but if that’s true, don’t have me involved at all. I’m picking flowers I never knew existed and don’t even know how to pronounce. I’m approving tableware and centerpieces, which I don’t have a designing eye for (or a fuck to be given over it). I am constantly making calls to people I don’t care to speak to, tasting cakes that taste like dirty asshole yet they cost more than a McMansion. PLEASE just let me show up as the groom if it’s the Bride’s day and let’s be done with it. No wonder brides turn into bridezillas.