I turned on the light to help you find your way, wanting you to feel safe on your journey. So many find it unsettling here in the afterlife.
Someone broke into Laramie’s place a couple months back and before then sometime in December as well. I’ve asked her time and time again to live with me but she insists on waiting until we are married. I’m fine with that. Applied for a concealed weapons permit. Finally got it approved. I thought it was all a waste of time really and never thought they’d allow it. I went through extensive questioning and finger printing and had to pay a lot of money to have one but it’s for the best and I wouldn’t have went through the trouble if I didn’t think it was well worth it. I have a history of documented training with hand guns recorded so that really helped my case. Already own a gun so I don’t have to worry about that but now I can take it to Laramie’s if I choose to.
I am the Valerian Guard after-all, protecting the palace is what I do.
Don’t shit on your friends. Well if you are shitting on them I guess you don’t really consider them friends then right? Unless of course you are a complete dick in which case, you don’t deserve those friends. Or ANY friends for that matter.
I keep getting my man card taken away! Send help immediately.